Preview: Lundgren & Austin in The Package

Those of you hoping for a seedy article on the packages of Dolph Lundgren and Steve Austin may be sorely disappointed by this post. The Package is the latest direct to DVD offering from the Hollywood hard men, due for release on the 4th of March 2013.

Here is Anchor Bay’s official synopsis:

Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren star in the bone-crunching action flick that delivers the goods: Austin is combat veteran Tommy Wick, a nightclub bouncer and stone-cold enforcer for a Seattle mob boss. Lundgren is The German , an international crime lord and hardcore killing machine. But when Wick is asked to courier a mysterious package to The German, he ll suddenly find himself hunted by relentless teams of hit men, mercenaries, assassins and sadists. Time is running out. The bodies are piling up. And for two very angry men with a history of bad blood, the ultimate retaliation is about to be get nasty.

Whilst it’s very clear that The Package is not going to redefine the action movie, it certainly looks like decent fun that fans of the two stars will appreciate. Expect slick action, barrages of bullets, bone-crunching violence  and a hell of a lot of mumbling.

We’re rather fond of Dolph in a velvet smoking jacket. Suave. You can pre-order The Package at Amazon.